The Profoundly Profound

Random Thoughts (Part III)

**Errrghh!! Don't you just hate those fancy towell dispensers in some supermarkets?! All I wanted to do today was simply dry my hands...but no...they have to makem all complicated. I tried looking for a lever on it, wasn't there. Tried simply pulling the stuff out, but that didn't work either, and I even got my finger cut on the blade that cuts the paper towels inside it! So i spent the next five minutes looking all over that stupid box trying to figure out how to getem out...then, I looked on the back, and there it was. On the back! Who puts them on the back!? (it was like on the back corner side, in case your confused) Aggh...that was annoying... - Josh

**To the British: Okay, if we are right in driving on the right side of the road, and you say you are right in that you drive on the left side of the road how can we both be right? It's not right that we both be right, right? - Schuyler

**Conspiraces are fun. - Tyler

**Have you ever thought of what would happen if we had no clocks whatsoever? *Shiver*...the mere idea of it terrifies me... - Josh

**Say we were to stack 15 mushrooms on top of eachother...then say we were to put a tuft of grass on top of the stack of mushrooms. What what that be called?.... I'm trying to figure it out, but there doesn't seem to be a word in the dictionary for it. - Josh

**Ah, the beautiful forests! Ah, the beautiful trees! Ah, the beau-Is that flaming contraption of doom supposed to be there? Oh well. - Tyler

**Wow, if you eat 3 or more bannana peppers beforehand, organizing file cabinets can be quite fun. - Josh

**I've found that, if you need a boost of confidence, you should: don a purple bathrobe, carry a toilet scrubber, and wear a bowl on top of your head. Then you'll feel like a king. - Josh

**Through careful observation, I have determined that all crows are completely, and undeniably, insane. - Josh

**If you suffer from schizophrenia, just eat the lunchroom meat. Everything is gravy from there. - Hannah

**Beware the emus (with robotic laser eyes) wearing alligator boots. Please. - Tyler

**If someone ever sneezes, make sure you say Mustarf! - Hannah

**Sticky floors + squeaky feet = endless fun. - The Homeless

**Looking at the giant fungiform, I began to notice it expanding at an alarming rate. I watched with intense curiosity as to what would happen to the shroom. Then, in a brilliant shower of multi-colored toxic spores, the mushroom exploded! ....Sufice it to say, I died. - Josh

**Paradox- No hablo español. - Tyler

**Paradox- A real live ghost! - Tyler

**Put a jar of clay, a politician, four scarecrows, and a pencil sharpner in a tiny cage. Then just sit back and watch the magic happen. - Josh

**One day I'm gonna burry a few power ranger action figures in a very deep hole in North Dakota. Until then, I'll just keep them on the cult pedestal where a small group of select followers worship them. - Josh

**Use the fire extinguishing chicken-foot to put out the water. - Shane

**The advantage is to the moose! - Shane

**I think I've come up with a formula to figure out the size of the universe. All you gotta do is multiply the base X height X width X length X radius X measurement of one of its sides....It's quite simple really. - Josh

**Yes, bears can fly. - Josh

**Do you like Korean wobble waggers covered in marker spit? I do. - Shane

**Beware the fury of the rabid, albino, south-western anteater. It's just plain not nice. - Josh

**Death is really really really not healthy. - Tyler

**The ducks are wearing splenda.® - Duncan

**Cheese-sucking shoes don't like snoopy. - Shane

**The flowers of the Aztecs will nuke Africa. - Shane

**Why of course, we do sell slimy jelly feet. - Shane

**So, I was talking to that umbrella, right? Well, he says--what? Of course they can talk. Gosh.--Back to what I was saying... - Tyler

**The milk shake will eat your nose sooner or later. - Shane

**You know, if everyone in the world sold all the cool, multicolored, glow-in-the-dark - Josh

**Im confused...wait...maybe I'm not. - Tyler

**Fill a lighthouse with dirt. Paint it purple. Then set it ablaze and sing the Jolly 'Olly song. You have no idea how happy that will make you. - Josh

**The first television show to feature a flushing toilet was Leave it to Beaver - Cory

**I walked out side today and saw this snail. It was making a smile trail like a circle, and, inside the cirlce, there was two tiny pebbles and a curved pine needle. This looked like a smiley face....I thought that was really, really, really cool. - Josh

**What happens when we poke the Pillsburry Dough Boy one too many times? - Tyler

**Snortapuses make for the best pets. - Josh

**To error is human. To blame it on someone else is a loss of management potential. - Tyler

**Agghh! Curse the rampaging rhinos! They took my magical glowing spatula! ....made me waste alot of time looking for it....however, with my ninja monkey skills of wizardry I materialized a new one from thin air! So haha! Their plan was foiled, and I am victorious once again.! - Josh

**Drink cofee: Do stupid things faster with more energery! - Tyler

**My toes taste like grapes. - David Ruuuuh

**Im going to sing a song for you. It's called "The Hash Brown Song." Here it goes *Ahem*: "My name isn't Jimmy Mcniggles, so I like hash browns! Yay! They're not that healthy and they're sorta brown, but hash browns! hash browns! Yay! I love hash browns! Yay! I love hash browns! They taste good in ketchup or maybe even tartar sauce if you prefer. Just don't put them in soy sauce. Three shouts for the love of hash browns! Yay! Yay! Yay!" - Josh

**Elephants plummeting from the tops of Hawaiin volcanoas will be the first sign of the apocalypse. - Josh

** Dont swim in a pool of mashed-potatoes that eats other magicians of interplanetary chocolates because your brains will swell and eyes bulge out.....and well, you just don't wont that to happen. - Josh and Tyler

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