The Profoundly Profound

Random Thoughts (Part II)

**Sacrospinal, grasshopper, aquarium...BINGO!! Yay, I win! - Josh

**If I was a monkey, I would make them change the name of "geurilla warfare" to "gorilla warfare." Just for the trademark rights. - Tyler

**All dryers should die. - Caroline

**A hobo just stole my lunch card!! - Caroline

**It is accomplished by gentle patience not ANGER TUGGING!! - Katherine

**Acne cream...mmmmm, tastey. - Josh

**I feel bad for the perfectly healthy pirates. I mean, with everyone else having a peg leg, eye-patch, or scurvy, they've gotta feel out of place. - Tyler

**Try and define "vegetables." Just try. - Josh

**Trophy plaques hardly do well in stacks. - Josh

**Unsightly organ hair can not be removed with dry erasers. - Josh

**People fail to realize that with a garden hose and some common staples, you can have a tail or two of your own. - Tyler

**Glass is not meant for eating. I found this out the hard way. - Tyler

**Fake pirate hats and clowns, defintely, do not mix. - Josh

**Hiking up mountains is dangerous when two or more hummingbirds is involved. - Josh

**Rebellions of angry Jamaican pop singers are not common in Alaska. - Josh

**And as I watched, the smiley face grinned its evil grin of doom, jumped off the screen onto my schoulder, and proceeded to eat my hair...I think I ate too many brownies. - Tyler

**Oligodendrocytes are not good for your sanity. You should get rid of them... - Josh

**Fireworks can be hazardous to your health. Especially when swallowed...when lit. - Tyler

**Never, EVER, pick a fight with a tangerine possum. There are no words to describe how fast you will die. - Tyler

**Proverbial sunrises are not found in the Bible. - Josh

**Chairs, toaster stroodles, gyroscopes, four-leaf clovers, solar systems, and elephant feces all have one thing in common. Figure it out. - Josh

**What do you call 3 Chinese men and a Mongolian dancing in a religious ritual? A light bulb. - Josh

**Ah, the bannana penguin in its natural habitat...so beautiful...so peaceful..so...AGH!! It's got my leg!! - Tyler

**I waited with pride as they lowered the 1st place medal over my head. I closed my eyes as so many emotions flooded through me. When I opened them again, they said "Sorry, we meant that other guy." Figures. - Tyler

**You can't chew out on someone's brains. That's physically impossible. - Josh

**Don't stare at an inanimate object for too long. You will become it's slave. - Josh

**Make Tastey-Paste a balanced part of your nutritional diet. - Josh

**Soup is a really cool word. Really. - Josh

**Superfluous sounds better than "superfluous." Isn't that amazing? - Tyler

**Mi hamburguesa tiene gusanos en ello. - Josh

**I had a favorite cat once, it ran away. I had a favorite dog, it got sick and died. So, I try not to have any favorite friends...not after Carl. - Tyler

**I am, need paper. - Josh

**I was attacked by a Milo's Tea bottle cap today......I almost died. - Josh

**"Why not on the shoulder?" That's a hard question to answer... - Josh

**Cameras....do you like them? - Josh

**Unreal comentary + real life= sheer genius! - Tyler

**"A cowboy playing an electric guitar" doesn't sound right. - Josh

**I find it extremely annoying that no matter how hard, how fast, or how far you run, you can not outrun your shadow. - Josh

**As I kicked down the door to the hideout, I heard bullets and people screaming by me. The terrorists threatened to detonate the nuke, and I thought, "Hey, why don't we all stop and smell the flowers once in a while.?" - Tyler

**When aliens come to our world, I think that it would be really funny to, during peace talks, run in like an army guy, but have water guns, and give 'em a couple good squirts. Later, you could give them a friendly hug and share a good laugh. - Tyler

**Farmers hate porcupines. Porcupines hate occordian-playing bunnies. So, by the transitive property, farmers hate occordian-playing bunnies. - Josh

**I am the masta at Over-the-Internet-Gangsta-Fightin. - Josh

**Last night I couldn't go to sleep so I stared at my light blue-colored wall...this made me think of air planes, and I begain wondering about those crazy yellowy floaty slidey things that come outa them...They're supposed to be emergency devices, but Im almost positive that they're just there for the amusement of the pilots during their breaks. I mean, if the plane is crashing, an inflatable slide won't help you much...even if you land in the ocean (which is somehow where it's supposed to help) your still gonna die. So, I've come to two conclusions: A) the inflatable thing doesn't actually exist, and the thought of it is just there to make you feel better (I never see where the things at)..so maybe thats it...or B) It's there for the pilots to play on before they get back on the job. This is so the they'll get enough fun for a few hours and they won't be itching for fun during the flight and won't start practicing jet-fighter tactics with passengers on board. - Josh

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